Tag Archives: Laughter

Differing thoughts on the following

This card is a few years old and thankfully well kept, I feel sure we have all experienced everyone of them there mentioned erm, pooh’s…


My favourite is the hmmm, “that shit stinks, I can name whose it is in one…”


Once upon a time plant leafs were used to wipe your backside, but not with a crusty brown leaf as its very possible your fingers will burst through.


Actually, I feel well pleased about Mr Crapper, and just look how clean this toilet is, very impressive for the future wife, now, where did she go? to sit down until time, hmmm…

How to make a huge salad sandwich easy

So much is mentioned about folks getting the five per day, erm, obviously not sex, that would be more like one per five years! no, the mind drifts, im talking the biggest best salad sandwich that will give you between two and three of your five per day, just follow these messy guidelines, all for about £2 and you wont go wrong!


All you need is four slices of long lasting type brown bread, wholemeal I think its called, hmmm, all supermarkets call it differing names – obviously! oh, and butter a side each, not both sides now, and just throw loads of sweet crispy salad on there, don’t be shy!


These salad sandwiches are nice and fat, the problems now start with just trying to drop them into the tub, they do slide about a little due to the quantity of the honey and mustard dressing, but it only has a couple of days before it turns to penicillin and so you well understand that it needs using, using up…!


The end game would result in one winner, the lid with the sheer force on my helping it, these are huge and tasty sandwiches, can you smell them, hmmm, oh, its my chicken and mash in the oven.

Scarves, hats and socks, love we colours!

The thing is; we mainly dress to approve, we dress for the mood, we dress to say and we dress any which way, do we dress to improve? I think so yes, we can dress smart no problem, but to keep some of that humour, the body changes but the mind still creates;


I dread summer as it means no scarves, what a bind, but to keep cool, clothing is there, the nomads used scarves in the desert, erm, I think? hats, hmmm, its an old wives tale that wearing hats in the summer lost your hair, it really just is not true, what about all those women with, hmmm, what did they call them, after being to the hair dressers, arrggghhhh, you know, looked like fishing nets on the head?


I have no chance of ever being a fisherman, although I once had a ‘fisher’ and walked home from the hospital after treatment, what a pile of, that is another Stu story!

A few things but really

Its a big test, the cold is indeed getting colder! Friday’s are dress down times at work but I think it might well be a good thick wool jumper with tee-shirt underneath and dress up with those Doc Marten dealers! the cotton shirt will help keep me cool if it gets too warm, wool really does have the same properties in the warm as cold, hmmm, you get my drift? me too!


When sheep dress down they feel so cool, and I suspect they think they look so too? mind you, it is a little out of control for them, sometimes maybe they do feel like that shot in the dark?


Not to worry, just keep on pushing and if you try sometime you just might find, you get what you need, bah, or something else of being equivalent in-between…?


Jeez, you remember them? yes some pretty vacant in-between those there sideburns, or as was pointed out to me, the teddy boys called them sideboards, either way they kept my face warm like sheep, erm, forgotten where we were, ah ha, that’s it, keeping warm…

Hats, socks and scarves, colours we love

Colours bring a smile to so many folks, nothing wrong with singular dull colours but I just love getting the crazy and daft colours to show personality is within.


By far the biggest hat I have ever had the pleasure in wearing, when walking around for some reason I do see folks smiling at me, I just can not understand it!


Absolutely the brightest hat I have ever worn, terrific, I will get more over time, these two are LOUDelephant, you should check them out, fantastically warm too, possibly the best natural wool hats available are LOUDelephant, 50 pence per hat also goes to charity.


A few more socks here, all are about 85% cotton, this seems to help with my feet, synthetics can sometimes seem to be a problem, hence all the new clothes especially for work, mind you, some of the smiles I get could be down to my socks!

Socks, hats and scarves, we love colours

For now I guess it is to keep this brief, but then what is that, these vary, though not briefs – thongs, or, hmmm, breath deeply…?


These really do appear my favourite, but then we pull others over our feet and…

What are your best thoughts for lots of colour on the feet? go get them, loving it, and I think folks like us can do the trick!

Jeans for straight men!

I noticed this advertisement on the internet the other day, found it quite amusing, I guess gay men are not allowed to purchase them?!


And so I did not order them, oh, but I am straight, for now ha!

A total transformation of looks

It had to happen, I decided not to get my hair cut after I started being ill, and so times move and change, of course I need an appropriate job and so, here I will show you just how easy it is to cut your own hair made easy…


As you can view, a look here of trying to copy Einstein, but, he had already been there! once those clippers do come out…


You can have a little bit of a play, a good old comb-over, erm, I thought about going out with it and then again…


Such a result onto the towel, I mean, it felt so much lighter, oh should I say emptier! hmmm…


Yes you guessed it, who is this superbly good looking fella? what a massive difference clippers to the hair can do, this could well have cost £10-£20 in the hair-dresser/barbers, but as you can see, clippers work just fine!

On a final note it has been asked about something else, and the answer is no I did not touch them, for further viewing you will need to hold your breath as this is unbelievably not Brazilian and definitely not Hollywood, right, hold your breath…!

Interview at Sainsburys in the morning

And so the decision was made, to cut my own hair as easy as possible, cheap as possible, as quick as possible, yes this is the one you have all been waiting for; how to cut your own hair real easy and to look good for an interview.

To be a Teenager

Early years and teenage times, but at what point do I mention those times – now! I started hanging around with teenagers when I was about 5-6 years old, running with those guys and missing a turning and falling what seemed like 6’ onto the old railway tracks, amazingly I landed on a mattress, they came back and I can remember them saying “he’s not moving is he ok?” I opened my eyes and up and off we went – I had fallen some way over the wall and landed on a mattress… I so wanted to be a teenager!

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