I was going to try keep this really as short as possible due to it being a post rather than page, but. Anyway, smoked bacon and cheese toasted sandwich made super simple with outstanding taste! Do read on, well, you better had or…
![Smoked bacon 1](https://www.stuartbriggs.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/Smoked-bacon-1.jpg)
No need for an earlier photo, simply lay the smoked bacon on the bread, and double up those cheese slices.
![Smoked bacon 2](https://www.stuartbriggs.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/Smoked-bacon-2.jpg)
Oh, usually we only ‘lube’ the outside of the bread, but this time I decided to butter both side’s, hmmm.
![Smoked bacon 3](https://www.stuartbriggs.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/Smoked-bacon-3.jpg)
It ended up being so full the force required was hard work, especially after the use my left hand had been through that very day!
![Smoked bacon 4](https://www.stuartbriggs.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/Smoked-bacon-4.jpg)
With my enhanced bass strength left hand it was quite easy, you were all thinking something else!? I’m right handed. And so I went to sit down on my backside shaped bed settee, well, the bed is tucked under and safe. Look, here is what I mean.
![Bed settee.](https://www.stuartbriggs.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/Bed-settee..jpg)
Its really comfy, changed it around last week, loving the colours, just need a few more cushions, grapes and someone to feed me, prefer a lady but, I then heard lots of bubbling, that weren’t my insides! Damn what is that?
![Smoked bacon 5](https://www.stuartbriggs.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/Smoked-bacon-5.jpg)
I fell upwards off my settee and through the steam and horrendous sounds of cheese in agony I noticed an orange come yellow substance pouring out of my toasted sandwich machine. It brought memories of ‘The Blob.’
![Smoked bacon 6](https://www.stuartbriggs.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/Smoked-bacon-6.jpg)
It still had not stopped cooking, what do I do, erm, sod it…
![Smoked bacon 7](https://www.stuartbriggs.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/Smoked-bacon-7.jpg)
Yes let the fucker finish cooking, gorgeous smells – bring on scratch and sniff phones. Oh, its hot, so was/is perfect body Marilyn Monroe ‘Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday Mr president’ I mean come on – did they? Oh, cooking. Chuck the sandwich onto a half wiped plate. Keep some bugs, they are good for us. Where am I, damn…
![Smoked bacon 8](https://www.stuartbriggs.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/Smoked-bacon-8.jpg)
After putting a little mayonnaise on the ‘dish’ and a towel folded over your arm, make your way back to that settee.
![Smoked bacon 9](https://www.stuartbriggs.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/Smoked-bacon-9.jpg)
Using a little mayonnaise slop it onto the bacon and cheese toasted sandwich, force that huge fork full into your mouth, savour it, hold on, savour it, chew a little more and send it down the hatch, brrrr…
![Smoked bacon 10](https://www.stuartbriggs.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/Smoked-bacon-10.jpg)
As tempting as it looks, smells, and seems, erm, and tastes, do not lick the kitchen top, clean it when its gone hard. Can you see the smile???